"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

(via hi)

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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(via hi)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via manda)

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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(Source: goodnlght, via snorlaxatives)

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

(via heliolisk)

shutupvevo:

"everything that kills me makes me feel alive"

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(Source: shutupvevo, via vi0letharmon)

sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via theofficialariel)