help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
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mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

(via zombiesailor)

hotmessinayellowdress:

nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

Same with guys

(via lyingnudieonthefloor)

chubbysocialbutterfly:

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

even more tips

  • if a place gives out free food. GO
  • don’t be that guy with the guitar at the party
  • invest in a microwave and mini fridge

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(Source: otomoved, via heliolisk)

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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(Source: basedgosh, via lyingnudieonthefloor)