hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

(via hi)

nothomo:

if ur snapchat story is 100 fuckin seconds or more first of all what the fuck is wrong wit u

(via lyingnudieonthefloor)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know